Friday, November 13, 2009 live life backwards!!

Ha ha ha! I laughed out loud when I saw this! I posted it many months it is again! Author not known!

I want to live my next life backwards.

You start out dead. Let's get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling a little better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying
your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink a little, be carefree and have lots of fun. As you get even younger, you become a kid again! .
You go to elementary school, play and have no responsibilities.In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Sorry again, but that was funny!

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